U Crack Me Up is a 2021 APHA black tobiano gelding son of MHM Hotwire (PE $690k+) by the great Cartel Success (LTE $181k+ by Corona Cartel). His dam, Expressions N Snow, won over $100,000 on the track herself, a daughter of the great Sm Country Snowman (LTE $269k+). This guy truly is by the greatest, and out of a greatest APHA Racing has to offer. Standing a solid 15.3 hands and weighing every bit of 1,250 lbs, he’s stout, well-built, and absolutely eye-catching. “I am not a paint person” will still turn and say “well, if I liked a paint, it would be him”.  Perfectly painted, huge-bodied, and the kind that turns heads everywhere he goes.

This guy rides both inside and outside the arena. He breaks at the poll and goes around both ways knowing his leads. He has feel, animated movement, honest in his feel, and uncomplicated to ride. He travels around quiet and level-headed with a good mind.

After winning on the track, this guy jumped into a stock saddle on a dirt road as if he never saw a starting gate (literally, I had to have him after seeing that). He’s the same horse every day — no surprises, no drama, and no nonsense. He was started correctly and it shows. No buck, no rear, no running off, and no funny business. He’s gentle, sound, and genuinely enjoys his job. He’s the kind you can get on, point, and go, whether you’re riding in the arena, outside, or just wanting something dependable and enjoyable.

If you want one that has the run, the size, and the build to go do something — whether that’s any of the rodeo events, ranch work, or just a big, broke, dependable riding gelding: this guy checks the boxes. He’s stout, correct, gentle, and absolutely gorgeous — the kind that’s hard to find and even harder to replace. I know this guy will be a head horse people size up and try to buy underneath you, and could cruise the barrels with your wife in the same day.